MNet Ladies’ Travel Blog

Lumos, Ben, & Clerks

Okay, so Lumos seems to be going well. But first: adventures at the Venetian. Rachel, Brandi, Laura, and myself took a trolley to the Venetian to ride the gondalas. After a 40 minute ride and about an hour walking [we got lost... a lot] we finally came across the boats. But as fate would have it, the tickets were sold out for the night. However, believe it or not, that was not the worst part of our Italian adventure.

I had the brilliant idea of going to this restaurant, which seemed perfectly innnocent from the outside with its fancy slogans of “the only restaurant in the Venetian to overlook the canal!” For starters, we didn’t even get a table looking over the canal. Worst yet, the whole freaking menu cost more than my life. Stuffed shells [which they condescendingly refer to as some 'zaffron bake'] cost $40! And did you know there’s four types of water? Tap vs. bottled, and sparkling vs. still. WTF. Just give me something from a watering hole, so long as it doesn’t bankrupt me. Not to mention, we were all dressed inappropriately. I was wearing my “Led Zeppelin: Hammer of the Gods– WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS” shirt while everyone around me was in effing Versace. Long and short of it: we all ordered soup. Yes. Soup. Nothing else, just… soup. Note of interest: never, ever let Elysa choose the place to eat.

Anyway. For the record, Jess and Kay opted to hermit in the room last night, so it was just Brandi, Rachel, Laura, and myself. After the disaster with the Restaurant from Hades we ventured to Eric’s “popcorn reading” of PoA in one of the lobbies of the J.W. Marriot. Quite a few people showed up, all of whom were extremely enthusiastic– they used British accents for the dialogue and everything. The reading lasted around two hours or so, and didn’t finish till around 1 a.m. It was odd introducing myself as MuggleNet staff to a bunch of people wearing a ton of MuggleNet fan gear. I felt very… uppity. : /  But they were all incredibly sweet. [TWO OF THEM WERE WEARING HUFFLEPUFF ROBES!!!!ONE] Oh, and by the way, remind me to tell you guys about Emerson making fun of my badgerness. -_-

K’lyssa was at the reading as well, and afterwards we all went up to the boys’ room and hung out for a while. This is where it gets truly interesting, as always. Most importantly, Ben hit on Brandi. YES. I KNOW. I died laughing too. It went as such:

Ben: “What’s your name again? Brandi?”

Victim: “Brandi, yeah…”

Ben: “Brandi, you’re kinda a cutie.”

Victim: *blush [or as Brandi puts it, "hangs head in shame"* "Thanks."

Ben: *holds up shot glass-- begins to sing* "This one goes out to the one I love-- uhh...to Brandi!"

*Ten minutes pass*

Ben: "Brandi, you remind me of a James Blunt song. *singing again --->* Ooooh you're beautifuuul..."

Elysa: *FACEPALM*

Brandi: *HEADDESK*

Emerson: *DIES LAUGHING*

Andrew: *CONTINUES TO BE HOT*

That was definitely the highlight of my evening. Alex of the Remus Lupins was there again. Jamie and I talked a bit about MNFF before Ben stumbled out the door and insisted on 495784564 high-fives. Oh, and Kevin is absolutely lovely. We talked a little, mostly about espresso beans. We didn't leave the party till around 3 a.m... that's 6 in the morning according to our ridiculously messed up body clocks.

When we got back to our room, Jess was sick [but she's all better now] so we let her rest, while the remaining mnetladies laughed our arses off over Ben/Brandi shipping. For the record: Brandi’s not all about it. She’s sticking with Ron.

The guys from Harry and the Potters were there too. I didn’t know who was who, but found out later in the night that I had been talking to the guitar player. Very cool guys. Tonight we’re heading back over to the Venetian to give the gondalas another try. Jess wants to visit the wax museum as well. Afterwards, it’s back to Emerson’s/Ben’s/Andrew’s/etc’s room, but only for a while. Laura’s staying the night there because the podcast show is tomorrow and they have some preparation work to do, or… something.

Remember, if you’re here in Vegas– you don’t need to be registered for Lumos to come to the LeakyMug podcast. It’s tomorrow around 6:30, I believe, at the J.W. Marriot.

On a random note: we saw Clerks II earlier today. HILARIOUS. If you’re mature and/or over 17, go see it. Possibly the best way I’ve ever used $6.25.

<3,

Elysa

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